Stop being lazy.Just pay the $4.99.

You clicked “want it built for you” on a page that already did the hard part for the price of a coffee.

Here is what the $4.99 already covers:

• Working out which QR size fits, and the error correction to go with it
• Picking the cheapest mix of tile lengths, instead of 300 single studs
• The colours that a phone camera can actually read on a white plate
• The exact shopping list, with the part numbers typed in for you
• Row-by-row instructions so you never lose your place

What is left for you is the fun bit: pressing little plastic tiles onto a plate for about twenty minutes while something plays in the background.

Fine. Build me the plan →

Actually serious about not building it yourself? Fair enough — that is a real thing we do. Kits and finished builds are the other half of this site, starting at $34.